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odds!
  • 1:What color are your socks?

They’re both white with a stripe of color down the middle. The left one is pink, and the right one is lime green.

  • 3:What is something you regret in the past month?

Living um being such a terrible person probably.

  • 5:When was the last time you wrote someone a letter on paper?

I don’t remember.

  • 7:Do you get along with your parents? Why or why not?

Not really.

  • 9:Do you currently like someone?

Annaliese.

  • 11:What’s the last song you sang?

Don’t remember.

  • 13:What’s your favorite urban legend?

Who knows. I don’t like urban legends.

  • 15:What’s a strange habit that you have?

In sixth through seventh grade I developed a tick of making a very high pitched noise every three to five minutes, more often if I was uncomfortable. I don’t do it anymore.

  • 17:How would you describe your ‘type?’

Annaliese.

  • 19:What was the last thing you said to your mom?

Bye. She went out to dinner with her parents.

  • 21:Have you ever snuck out?

No because I don’t really have anywhere to go.

  • 23:What’s an embarrassing thing that happened this week?

Everything.

  • 25:Have you ever/do you liked someone you know you can never be with?

No.

  • 27:Would you like to live in another country?

Not really.

  • 29:Who was the last person you said you loved to?

Annaliese.

  • 31:Have you ever stayed up to talk to someone who was sad?

Yep. Many times.

  • 33:Do you think you would make a good parent?

I go through phases of thinking that I would be a shit parent and thinking that I would be a great parent, and right now I’m in the thinking I would be a shit parent stage because I can’t even keep myself happy or take care of myself, how the hell am I supposed to take care of a child, and also I feel like I would totally fuck up my kid’s life unintentionally because I’m so terrible at things.

  • 35:Where is your best friend right now?

Home.

  • 37:How late do you usually stay up at night?

Depends. Ranges anywhere from eleven at night to three in the morning.

  • 39:Have you ever won a contest?

No. I have shit luck.

  • 41:Would you ever date someone you met on Tumblr/the internet?

Considering the fact that I’m living in the delusion that Annaliese and I will be together forever, I’m going to say no.

  • 43:Do you think you’re/you’d make a good boyfriend/girlfriend?

Notreally yeah

  • 45:What do you think people think of you?

I’d rather not go into that.

  • 47:Are you close with either of your parents?

No.

  • 49:State five facts about your appearance –

I have octopus eyes as Annaliese calls them, I have a pretty flat chest, I have male hair patterns according to Annaliese, I have man shoulders allegedly, and I look like a ten year old boy apparently.

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Always reblog The Princess Bride

mawwiage

MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER

this film though ffs

"Have fun storming the castle, boys!"

Twue wuvve

"Anybody want a peanut?"

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*high fives your ass*

*asks for consent before high fiving your ass*

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^ that includes precum & menstrual blood <3

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

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bieg:

albino sea turtle

i think u mean soul of the ocean

imapython:

bieg:

albino sea turtle

i think u mean soul of the ocean

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You have no idea what kind of trouble you are in.